“Hi, is that Microsoft?
“Hi, this is the NSA. Just urrrr, giving you a quick call to say hi”
“Hi. Err, Whut?”
“Yeah you know, just catching up”
“Oh, and by the way this exploit we’ve been using to attack governments around the world for a while, we decided it’s too hot to handle so we’re gonna tell you all about it. We sent it over your secure upload, which actually is totally not secure. Glad you well. Love you, byeeeee!”
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